pie eating contest?
nah son free pie
this is too real
I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”
Big Sur (by Manik Rathee)
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
there needs to be a month between august and september
what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
this makes my heart smile
when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING
or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant
I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation
and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange.
"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"
when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for food
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain to you a thing
- and yeah