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Hi I'm Cleo.
Recent philosophy grad from London, my loves are animals and Stephen King.

“The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet.”


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okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie




ichthyologee:

this is too real



jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”





foresity:

Big Sur (by Manik Rathee)


dumbfricker:

larry-lovatic:

tittyfig:

tittyfig:

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year

nO

OH MY GOD




beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 




concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups




mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile




dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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vondell-swain:

i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself



trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.




hipsterinatardis:

electricalice:

mrsbeefheart:

I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING

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or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant

I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation

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and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange. 

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"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"




dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for foodimage







bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah