Hi I'm Cleo. |
Recent philosophy grad from London, my loves are animals and Stephen King.
“The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet.”
and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”
ah finally the article for me
The last day of Harry Potter.
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
allergies are just natural selection’s way of saying “you gotta go son”
Baby arctic fox calling.
IT IS SO LITTLE IT ONLY HAS THE TWO TEETH
jESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
Me on my way to steal yo man
YOU CAN KEEP HIM
i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist
actual Harry Potter
the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter
this is why Dan was perfect
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!
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major signal boost
Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life
This could save many lives, reblog
My Dad just had a heart attack, luckily his Mom (My Nan) drove him to the hospital, but he might not be so lucky next time, I’m reblogging this for him.
Reblog it, you never know who’s life you might save
A colleague of mine passed away today because of an heart attack. I wish I could’ve showed him this before today.
you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun
i have no words
I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
All is right in the world.